Ca fait rigoler dernier fois voila deuxieme press de contact lens histoire?

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luckyman asked:

Monsieur ne voyez pas bien alors il a parti chez le medecin ,et il a pris de contact lens?

Avant dormir il mettez les dans un verre de eau comme le medecin il lui a dit.

Une nuit apres une cauchemar il a pris le verre just a cote de lui et bue.Hoop les contact lens aussi.
Lendeman il a remarque que il pourrait plus alle a la toilette.
Donc il a visite son medecin.

le medecin il lui a dit de baisser son pantalon.il a fait.
?l ya avez une silence.
?l a demande Monsieur docteur qua est que vous voyez?
Le medecin repondu:je regarde les popo depuis dix ans je ne jamais vue une popo qui me regard.

Voila la deuxieme press de cette histoire.Mes salutations de Ankara La Turquie.
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    In general, removal is easier than insertion. Lenses are removed, not with the fingers but with the lid margins. When you are wearing lenses your lids, on closing, slip easily over the lens to be in front of it. Indeed, for most of the time your upper lids will be covering the upper part of [...]
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  • Soft lenses — insertion
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  • Soft lenses — removal
    This is very easy. Start by getting accustomed to touching the front of the lens while it is on your eye, and do this several times until you have overcome your nervousness. The lens acts as a kind of cushion so you will feel practically nothing. It is important, when you are doing this, not [...]
  • Problems of post-cataract patients
    Sometimes the people who need contact lenses most are those who may have the greatest difficulty in inserting and removing them. This seems a good place to deal with some of the problems such people have in inserting lenses, and how these may be relieved. In the first place, a patient who has had a [...]

Comments on Ca fait rigoler dernier fois voila deuxieme press de contact lens histoire?

kuzco @ 10:05 am

bravo pour l'effort, amusant… en rapport avec la Turquie : savais-tu que ce sont les belges qui en fait ont inventé les toilettes à la turc… oui mais ce sont les turcs qui ont eu l'idée de rajouter le trou quelques siècles plus tard. salutation de normandie, france.

tr04 @ 7:21 am

Pas mal….!!

Un opticien dit à un peintre en lettres :
- Vous m'écrirez sur toute la largeur de la vitrine :
"Ici, examen gratuit de vos yeux".
Débrouillez vous pour me faire des lettres suffisamment floues afin que les passants s'imaginent qu'ils ont absolument besoin de lunettes !!!

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ice @ 6:51 pm

super merci pour ce sourire

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