Une histoire de contact lens?
luckyman asked:
il ya ve un monsieur qui a decide de jette les lunettes et essayer de contact lens.on lui a dis que il faut le metter dans un verre de eau avon de dormir.
une nuit apres un terrible cauchemar il a bu l?e verre donc les lens aussi.
lendemain il a remarque que il n peut plus aller a la toilette.il a parti chez le medecin.
le medecin il la di de sortir se pantalon.il la fait.apres il ya ve une silence.
Monsieur il a demanderDoctor qua est quil ya ?
Doctor il a repondu .je regard les popo depuis 10 ans je ne jamais vu un popo qui me regard.
who invented the first contact lense
il ya ve un monsieur qui a decide de jette les lunettes et essayer de contact lens.on lui a dis que il faut le metter dans un verre de eau avon de dormir.
une nuit apres un terrible cauchemar il a bu l?e verre donc les lens aussi.
lendemain il a remarque que il n peut plus aller a la toilette.il a parti chez le medecin.
le medecin il la di de sortir se pantalon.il la fait.apres il ya ve une silence.
Monsieur il a demanderDoctor qua est quil ya ?
Doctor il a repondu .je regard les popo depuis 10 ans je ne jamais vu un popo qui me regard.
who invented the first contact lense
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Eye Care Information
- Hard lenses — removalIn general, removal is easier than insertion. Lenses are removed, not with the fingers but with the lid margins. When you are wearing lenses your lids, on closing, slip easily over the lens to be in front of it. Indeed, for most of the time your upper lids will be covering the upper part of [...]
- Hard Lenses – insertionThe majority of patients have become wholly relaxed about putting on and removing lenses by the time they attend for the first follow-up appointment. Many, at that stage, are able to treat the matter as a joke and refer to their former anxieties with amusement or mild embarrassment. A minority, however, are still having some [...]
- Soft lenses — insertionAlthough soft lenses are considerably larger than hard lenses they are almost as easy to insert. If you can hold your lids wide enough apart, you can use the method described above for the insertion of hard lenses and you will find that the lens nestles on to your cornea with no trouble at all [...]
- Soft lenses — removalThis is very easy. Start by getting accustomed to touching the front of the lens while it is on your eye, and do this several times until you have overcome your nervousness. The lens acts as a kind of cushion so you will feel practically nothing. It is important, when you are doing this, not [...]
- Problems of post-cataract patientsSometimes the people who need contact lenses most are those who may have the greatest difficulty in inserting and removing them. This seems a good place to deal with some of the problems such people have in inserting lenses, and how these may be relieved. In the first place, a patient who has had a [...]
Comments on Une histoire de contact lens?
pas mal, hihihi, la prochaine blague il faut qu'elle soit plus marrante! lol!
Pas mal….!!
Un opticien dit à un peintre en lettres :
-'Vous m'écrirez sur toute la largeur de la vitrine :
'Ici, examen gratuit de vos yeux'.
Débrouillez-vous pour me faire des lettres suffisamment floues afin que les passants s'imaginent qu'ils ont absolument besoin de lunettes.'
trop drôle!!!!!!!
trop fort !! voila une etoile ta blague va faire le tour de ma ville je peux te l'assurer! au fait merci pour ces instants de bonheur
j'ai rien compris!!!!